Think Tank

Last year I won the best costume during Teacher's Day. The theme was fairies and witches s I donned a simple blouse and skirt set with blue wings, pink hair and long sharp ears. 

This year's theme is UNIFORM of any sort. I am accepting suggestions. 

Of leaders and slaves

A serious atmosphere one snack time in K1 class

Tom: Joshua, can you pour me some milk?

Joshua: I don't want. I'm not your slave.

Levi went to where the boys are.

Levi to Tom: I'll be your slave.

Tom sat on his chair and put his cup on the table.

Tom: Okay, pour me some milk please.

Levi happily poured Tom some milk.

Of deaths and flowers

My ears were straining to hear the conversation this afternoon.

Levi: My great grandpa gave me an ipad. I love him so much! My great grandpa died and became a flower.
Joshua: I want to die too!
Phoebe: Why?
Joshua: So I can become a flower.
Oliver: When I die I'm going to be a peanut.

Suddenly the children stopped and stared at me expectantly.

Me: Ahhhmmm... I'm going to be fertilizer.